It was a beautiful summers day...Brandy, A'l and Corn decided to go walking. and so the trio went a walking, and a walking and-SUDDENLY! Corn, the intelligent one said, "I want an ice cream." Then Brandy stopped, and A'l stopped. They were wondering how, and where he came up with such a random conclusion. So Brandy did the logical thing, and asked him. " Why, Corn?" And weel, Corn, always the intelligent said, " according to my calculations, on every hot day, like today, we should have a little something to cool us down. So as not to dehydrate, or get a heatstroke. At least every once in a while." A'l wondering why bother even easking, replied, "WELL! I'm all for it! let's go!" So the tree of them wlaked up to the nearest ice cream truck and got themselves three extra large chocolate ice cream cones, with their ice cream passes. and resumed their walk. While they were walking...they became very bored! Which I'm sure you are too, if you are reading this. anyway, out of the blue, jumped a tom cat. Yes, you heard me right, a little fat, tomcat. The three of them were so shocked they did not even notice their ice creams falling to the ground. they began cooing the cat, in what would appear to you as baby talk! At one point the cat got up and said rather quite clearly, "Could ya stop that!" The three friends gassped, and stared at the cat, not knowing how to respond. Corn bravely opened the floor, "He shouln't be talking! It's...well it's, it's...nearly impossible!" The cat was quite frustrated now, and replied, "if my talking is nearly impossible, than why on earth would I be talking?" So the trio turned around and ran rather fast, all the way home...little did they know, that tonight would come as a bit of a surprise....Heheheheeee....
that night the trio decided to have a campout to find a reasonable explanation as to why the cat was talking, which he shouln't be doing anyway! they made their beds and were pulling out snacks, while they discuss the matter. When out of nowhere they heard a loud, monsterous wail! Almost as if...almost as if, a baby were crying! The three friends looked at eachother, and huddled together in a tight circle. A'l asked Corn. "umm, you DO know what that is...right?" And Corn answered, " I think as a future scientist, I should say...NO!?" "WWHHAATT!" Brandy cried out in moderation. Corn looking rather sheepish said, "according to my calculations that was either half cat, half baby, or half baby, half cat!"
"HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!"
Laughing? they heard laughter as clear as day! than a huge shadow scurried across the lawb and into the light. It was a...CAT??!! "well I'll be!" said Brandy, "it's the cat that talks," replied A'l. "It doesnt talk!" Corn shouted. than the cat replied, "HELLOOO, I'm not a talking cat...Haha. I'm a talking mouse!" The trio just looked at him suspiciously and thought him a strange and queer cat! But no he was a mouse. For right there, the cat unzipped in what appeared to be a costume. and out jumped a mouse! the End...No! I'm just kidding, that's not the end, no, not yhet! the trio askd this mouse questions, upon questions! Until the cat-mouse!...Told them all to zip the lip. So they did, and mouse told his story in very detailed delight. He said, " I was walking home one day before, and it started to rain. I tried to stay dry, but to no avail! So I decided to just keep walking, the sooner I got home, the better! But as I turned the corner...I was struck by lightening! and lo and behold, the next day I was talking! " "Oh, well than! I am going to have to do more research on this!" Exclaimed Corn. then the mous said, "ya know, ya dont always have to do research." "What do you mean?" replied Corn. "WEll I do research too. It's fun, in a way, I suppose. But I quickly found out, that I prefer to travel around the world. And see things first hand, than in a text book!..."well how's about you be my guide than, mouse?" Corn stated. "I'd be honored too." Mouse answered proudly. "My names fluffy, by the way." And so the trio and their newfound friend, went out inot the world. As explorers. And their talking friend, remained the biggest secret of all. and the next time, ya think animals can't talk, I suggest you, STOP THAT NONSENSE!!
THE END.
that night the trio decided to have a campout to find a reasonable explanation as to why the cat was talking, which he shouln't be doing anyway! they made their beds and were pulling out snacks, while they discuss the matter. When out of nowhere they heard a loud, monsterous wail! Almost as if...almost as if, a baby were crying! The three friends looked at eachother, and huddled together in a tight circle. A'l asked Corn. "umm, you DO know what that is...right?" And Corn answered, " I think as a future scientist, I should say...NO!?" "WWHHAATT!" Brandy cried out in moderation. Corn looking rather sheepish said, "according to my calculations that was either half cat, half baby, or half baby, half cat!"
"HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!"
Laughing? they heard laughter as clear as day! than a huge shadow scurried across the lawb and into the light. It was a...CAT??!! "well I'll be!" said Brandy, "it's the cat that talks," replied A'l. "It doesnt talk!" Corn shouted. than the cat replied, "HELLOOO, I'm not a talking cat...Haha. I'm a talking mouse!" The trio just looked at him suspiciously and thought him a strange and queer cat! But no he was a mouse. For right there, the cat unzipped in what appeared to be a costume. and out jumped a mouse! the End...No! I'm just kidding, that's not the end, no, not yhet! the trio askd this mouse questions, upon questions! Until the cat-mouse!...Told them all to zip the lip. So they did, and mouse told his story in very detailed delight. He said, " I was walking home one day before, and it started to rain. I tried to stay dry, but to no avail! So I decided to just keep walking, the sooner I got home, the better! But as I turned the corner...I was struck by lightening! and lo and behold, the next day I was talking! " "Oh, well than! I am going to have to do more research on this!" Exclaimed Corn. then the mous said, "ya know, ya dont always have to do research." "What do you mean?" replied Corn. "WEll I do research too. It's fun, in a way, I suppose. But I quickly found out, that I prefer to travel around the world. And see things first hand, than in a text book!..."well how's about you be my guide than, mouse?" Corn stated. "I'd be honored too." Mouse answered proudly. "My names fluffy, by the way." And so the trio and their newfound friend, went out inot the world. As explorers. And their talking friend, remained the biggest secret of all. and the next time, ya think animals can't talk, I suggest you, STOP THAT NONSENSE!!
THE END.
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