Flowers. Vs. Weeds

                So for a change, instead of my usual lecturing...I decided to write one of my funny articles! I enjoy writing funny and odd articles. But not enough to become a reporter. So here goes nothing, and please give me feedback if you would like me to continue to do fun posts. So read on fellow citizens! I hope you like it, cause it got me a B in school! It may be a little long, but it's worth it to keep reading:    Flowers. Vs. Weeds,


    Who will come out victorious, moms who prefer flowers, or little kids, who prefer weeds? This paper will explain why flowers are better and why weeds are well...weeds; fakes and copycats with an evil twist. You can find the answers to all these questions in what's left of the paper. three similarites of the weed and the flower are obvious. First, the both portry beauty ( well, most weeds). as a little child, you cannot see the evil that lies within a weed as it sits in your garden, bathing in the sunlight. You only see the details of the petals and how the leaves make it appear elegant. Second, they both need water in order to survive; without water they shrivel up and become crusty leaves and break at the slightest touch of the finger! And without the sun they cannot absorb the moisture that nourishes their fragile stems. And third, they both have that little kid fooled with their innocence. they stand there looking like a painting, when you lie in the grass and focus on the flower and/or weed with the blue sky in the background, and with the clouds passing by. but when you don't know is that they are also very different! Three differences between the weed and the flower: first, though the weed is pretty and may have kids fooled, it does not match the majestic flow of a rose's petal or a lilac floating in the stream, in the rain, as a romantic setting.  The rose or the lilac stands tall and proud and takes pleasure growing to it's flowest bloom, while the weed lies in hate and chokes the flower to get at the sunlight! It gorws it's root to the longest length, to snatch the water away from the flower, in an effort to rid the flower once and for all, though the weed never succeeds. Second, though the weed may imitate the flower, in most weeds lies a poison that is deadly to humans. Like the weed, known as poison ivy. It waits for you as you walk by, taking no notice of it'a array of leaves. Then as you touch it, a terrible itch descends upon you, the only way to rid of it, is to get a nasty persricption to take the sting away. And what of the weed that imitates the dill? It looks and smells great, but when you inhail or touch it, it causes severe hives and results in breathing problems that puts you in the Hospitle. And lastly, the difference between the weed and the flower is this, when a flower begins to die, you can rinse it in water and bundle it together and hang them to dry. Once they are dried, they serve as a glorious decoration for you kitchen table where people sit, laugh and play games. Or your living room shelf where a picture of you wedding day, sits and accnets the room. 
     My closing paragraph, is simply this: the flower has won my favor; though I take pity on the weed, it has no reason to take it out on the flower. You have seen in my paper the proof of why the flower is better thab the weed. And why moms enjoy getting the rose on her birthday over getting a lowly prairie weed. Kids have a right to think the weed is great, but when they grow older and realize the truth...it can be devastating. But it must be done for the safety of that little boy who wanted to surprise his mom. Who will come out victorious, you ask? I think you already know.